"Spoiler Alert. You Are Old" Birthday Card

Spoiler Alert: The candles cost more than the cake. This blank-inside birthday card delivers the truth with a cheeky grin—perfect for roasting that friend who's hit another milestone. Let them know their age is showing, and so is their sense of humor. Pair it with a gift card and watch them laugh through the existential crisis.

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