Hand-blown Glass Ornament | Pizza Slice

The Pizza Slice Ornament is our pizza ornament for the person with strong, specific, occasionally combative opinions about toppings, a hand-blown glass slice hand-painted down to the individual pepperoni. Each pepperoni is applied as its own small dot of colour after the cheese layer sets, a step that takes considerably longer than anyone glancing at the finished piece would ever guess from a few feet away, and the crust gets a separate shading pass to read as genuinely browned rather than flat orange. Somewhere out there is a doorway, at a specific hour, in weather that was fully committed to being terrible, where someone ate the best slice of their entire life for three dollars and has never stopped comparing every subsequent meal to it, unfavorably and without apology, no matter how much the meal cost. They know exactly which doorway it was. Buy this for them. 

Exchange Policy: All holiday items are final sale. There are no returns or exchanges on this item.